Cynical Dictionary Entry #2

Marriage

/ˈmerij/

noun

  1. A legally binding form of contractual blackmail between two parties whom no longer want to have sex with each other.
  2. A last-ditch effort to save a failing relationship with a lavish party, legal documents, and cake.
  3. A form of tax evasion practiced by opportunistic couples.

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